We did a car boot sale just outside Blackpool today. Class coming out of my ass or what? There was a wide array of fleeces, many people on crutches or in wheelchairs and a smattering of in breeding.
At about eight thirty I went to get us both a drink - one strong tea and a coffee with one sugar. The girl that served me was a whizz on the hot plate. She could manage about ten frozen jumbo sausages in one go and her fried black pudding and cheese burgers were a marvel to behold. My arteries hardened just by ordering drinks.
Someone stole a fifty pence wind up muscle man from our stall. Who steals at a car boot sale?
At about eight thirty I went to get us both a drink - one strong tea and a coffee with one sugar. The girl that served me was a whizz on the hot plate. She could manage about ten frozen jumbo sausages in one go and her fried black pudding and cheese burgers were a marvel to behold. My arteries hardened just by ordering drinks.
Someone stole a fifty pence wind up muscle man from our stall. Who steals at a car boot sale?
Image from one of my favourite online stores http://www.animalkingdomfleece.com/
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